havocados:

walking around with a cow and anytime someone claims to be a carnivore I can just show them the cow and say:

Prove it. I want you to take your razor sharp claws and your lethal, pointy teeth and sink them into its neck and kill it and eat it.

Oh, what’s that? You can’t?

Ok, let’s try with this kale plant over here…

What was easier for you?

Yeah, that’s what I thought.

You’re a fucking herbivore you stupid piece of shit.